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Visit went fine - family left about 2 hours ago. Mom not going to Texas, as no relatives there could pick her up from the airport...

Went to a small local beach for a bit yesterday. The weather was perfect too...not hell hot, as it's been for weeks...





My nephew Abel and my mom.



Abel, Mom, and me.



My sis Yolanda (Poo)



I had everyone laughing about the shit that goes on at my job...and the cats were fine. Crunch is a ham. Ivanna surprised me by hanging out with everyone on day one, while Dust Bunny and Miss Kitty finally came out last night/this morning...lol



Gonna' try to kick back for the rest of the day - writing, and watching football.

My mom, sister Poo, and one of her sons, Abel - will be here in less than an hour!

I am so stressed...while I haven't seen my mom and sis in months, and Abel in about 2 years, I am not ready to have them stay with me for 2 days and nights!



My sis called me last night, stating that the hotel they were gonna' stay at was booked - regarding some Silicon Valley conventions and shit. Others that weren't full were too expensive. (My mom is flying to Texas on Saturday to visit her sis and family for few weeks)...

Anyway - I only have one bed, so of course mom can sleep with me. My sis and nephew said that they'd sleep on the living room floor...there ain't a lot of room though - and Abel is over 6 feet tall.

And I have a dilemma with the cats; with the exception of Crunch, the other three are afraid of everybody. I don't have anywhere to house them, like a spare room for them to hang out, eat, and use a litter box. I'd hate for them to be stressed out and hungry because they won't come out...

Oh - I also don't have any food, and my microwave is busted. (I had planned on going shopping tomorrow though).

And it's fuckin' hot!

WTF? I can only hope that we'll make the best of it, and get some laughs...well, except for the poor kitties.

I'm pooped, but also pleased with myself.



I'm actually in the midst of writing a goddamn novel...lol

The weird thing is the fact that it started as a novella I began over five years ago; that novella is now the third part of a four-part novel.

I've completed parts two and three, and am now about hallway through part one. The last part - four - is already in my head in bits and pieces. But, I'm not sure how to complete part one...lol



And I decided on the title for the book: Angelo, Texas.

That's it...Angelo, Texas. lol

Yeah...the story is centered on a fictional town in Texas, called Angelo.



I won't get into much detail, but I'll say that it deals with the paranormal, and the sections cover the time periods of 1741, 1881, 1931, and 2014. So yeah - I had to put my thinking cap on and do a little bit of historical research for the time periods...lol.



This is sometimes exhausting, but I LOVE it!



And now...back to writing!

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RavensDeath666
21:22 Sep 21 2014

Writer block sucks. I've had one before.



I'm writing a novel too. It does take a lot of work but it's worth it afterwords.

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Ladies...you know how you carefully open a gift when the wrapping is beautiful? You want to save that amazing paper, and use it in the future.

Plus - the anticipation of what's in the box is a rather thrilling feeling in itself.

A hot Scotsman in a kilt should be treated the same way. So, enjoy peeling off all of those layers to get to the goodies.

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frozenVheart
22:49 Sep 13 2014

Where i can buy gift like that... Lol.. Lol

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NLW
03:35 Sep 14 2014

Oh God, you pushed my buttons! What is it about a man in a kilt? Grrrrrrrr! :)

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Waiting for Godot...I'm still trying to figure out what the hell I read and watched, which was almost 20 years ago.



And...what is the male equivalent of a 'ratchet ho'?

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LORDMOGY
06:32 Sep 13 2014

The male equivalent of a 'ratchet ho' is a 'beat gigolo'...lol

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Isis101
21:15 Sep 13 2014

'Beat gigolo' sounds better than 'ratchet ho' though...lol

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NLW
03:39 Sep 14 2014

Maybe you should change it to "ratchet gigolo"? "ratchet he-ho"? I don't know.

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Isis101
05:44 Sep 14 2014

"Ratchet he-ho'...LOL!

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Taxing work week...for real. Besides the heat, I had numerous idiots to deal with. And yes - a few of those idiots are co-workers.





* Boss #1 found a huge plate of food hidden behind a TV monitor; later, I found some carefully wrapped food hidden UNDERNEATH A TURN OVER GARBAGE CAN! REALLY? The boss was pissed, as some of the culinary students try to get really creative with their stealing. Wow...lol



* Big Momma is still the Queen of All Fuck-Ups, yet in some instances, I feel sorry for her, as the others gang up on her when in fact, not ALL of the fuck-ups are hers. (Cee and Lana have been missing in action a lot this week, for example, yet pin a lot of their shit on her). Big Momma did fuck up however, when a Chinese woman peeled off a sale sticker on a non-sale item. I tried to get Big Momma to pay attention to what I was telling her, but she insisted that the customer was fine - rung her up and let her go on her merry way. I was so pissed. So - I asked her to reprint the receipt. She did, and there was 50% off a $5.50 sandwich...which wasn't marked down. I reminded her that it is our responsibility to know what's marked down, and she looked at me with a stupid look on her face... *sigh*

As a contract employee, at the bottom of the hierarchy, folks!



* New semester - new annoying assholes.

With the exception of cats, I should know not to feed any stray animals/people. I let one obvious hungry, possibly homeless student (A young bald white guy) have a free bagel and coffee, and now he pops up almost everyday for a handout - even though I asked him NOT to begin the habit. In any case, I don't give him much anymore...plus, his B.O. is too much to handle. Along with his long, dirty blue-painted nails.

Then there is an old black guy with a grey Mohawk; he has an annoying voice, and he has a habit of repeating back what anyone says to him, plus his own brand of bullshit. He never shuts the fuck up. He's like a retarded parrot.

And there's this young creepy black guy who always wears a hoodie; he comes in - to mainly stare at me and grin. He rarely buys anything, and when he does, he gets in my line. And he never talks - just grins. WTF?



And it's only September. Whoopee.

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Theodora
04:21 Sep 13 2014

Yep. Sounds like my week. Idiots and assholes. :-)

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tr1n1ty01
04:56 Sep 13 2014

UGH! So sorry you have to deal with this crap girl! But I will not deny that the way you journal it is so fricking good. You need to write a book just based on work and the people you deal with!!! Best seller material!

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I'll be brief, as work is becoming the same day everyday, with the drama and Big Momma's fuck-ups.

Just one example of her shit:

A coffee filter canister - which should hold coffee - is stuffed with garbage, ie empty coffee bags, pieces of cardboard boxes, plstic wrap, and used(?) napkins. I am amazed when I see this, so I hold up the canister to get her attention. (We're the only ones out, with no customers, or other employees around)

"Is this garbage?" I ask.

"Um - yeah" she replies, nonchalantly.

"Why are you using an item for garbage that we use for coffee?"

"Oh - I forgot to dump it. Sorry."

"Since it's got trash in it, it needs to be washed out - not just dumped out" I said, going to the sink, to wash it. I was pissed.



I should have just left it exactly as she left it. From now on, no matter how backed up and fucked up things get due to her, I'm leaving it. We all (me and the other cashiers, but mainly ME) keep doing and correcting her shit for the sake of customers, but this fuckin' shit has got to STOP.

I have no idea what the fuck brought this on, as I've not had a convo with this guy about anything except for responding to his hello with a hello back. I have to admit that I did laugh my ass off. Anyway, this is a very WEIRD example of why I don't really keep up with other social networks:





Thanks! If you would come to SF and be my Goddess Monique I will wear your panties, a pretty collar, and a pink apron and cook you dinner, wash the dishes, bring you drinks and desserts, shave your legs, massage and kiss your feet, paint your nails, wash, condition, and brush your hair, do your makeup, trim and orally worship your yoni, and bottom until you're satisfied, hand wash all your dirty lingerie, take you shopping for pretty things, carry all your bags, and drive you anywhere you want to go

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vampyrebeauty
02:57 Sep 03 2014

Yoni?

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NLW
04:59 Sep 03 2014

Yikes!

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xRosex
05:04 Sep 03 2014

Wtf? O.o lol Lucky you!! Haha

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LORDMOGY
08:24 Sep 03 2014

Please, you know you're considering it. LOL!

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frozenVheart
11:38 Sep 03 2014

omg rofl..u should keep him for when u will have like 80 years or something..hahahahah..rofl

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Vampirewitch39
19:17 Sep 03 2014

Hell- he is the man of your dreams! Trim and orally worship your yoni?? LOL



Oh, and bottom- can't forget the bottom. ;)



So next we read about you moving, right? SF here you COME!!

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Isis101
04:01 Sep 04 2014

When I did the screenshot, I cut off the beginning of his 'offer' in error. Anyway, here he is...lol:

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PerfectlyDamned
23:40 Sep 05 2014

Geez.



In the words of my then 3-year-old cousin (applies to almost any bad situation lol) : "Kick him in the tuna."



What can you do... goddamn psycho-freaks these days.



*runsofflaughinghysterically*

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moonkissed
15:22 Sep 10 2014

I used to get messages like that on Tagged.

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Isis101
02:56 Sep 13 2014

OMG moonkissed...it was from Tagged...LMAO!

I haven't been there in ages, as it was full of viruses, trolls, and other things one may find underneath a garbage bin.

Something made me go check it out over a month ago - I don't recall what or who it was - but now I'm sorry that I did, as I'm getting all of these fucked-up messages.

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Oh great. My microwave just burnt out...like I can just run out and go buy a new one? LOL... *sigh*

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PerfectlyDamned
21:07 Sep 01 2014

Just run around REAL fast with your food in hand... it'll warm up eventually. XD



Better yet...



Turn it into a time machine.



*faceplant*



Rummage through a thrift store or even a pawn shop, you'll find something useful and cheap there.

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Isis101
00:10 Sep 02 2014

PerfectlyDamned...you are a perfect nut. lol

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PerfectlyDamned
02:30 Sep 02 2014

Hm, almost perfect. My shell is a little...cracked. XD

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Isis101
04:08 Sep 13 2014

Boss #2 said that I can have her spare microwave. I may take her up on it!

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